when you accidentally step on your pet's foot

  • Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
  • Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.

littleyellowboxes:

letloosethekraken:

Best one yet.

Agreed.

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geekedandnerded:

historicalslut:

Some beautiful Crowns~ ♔

  • Austria (Personally,my favorite) 
  • England
  • Prussia
  • Denmark
  • Holy Roman Empire
  • Hungary
  • Poland
  • Czech Republic
  • Bavaria

I THINK WE’RE FORGETTING 

THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL

America.

I think I just choked on my own laughter. 

Omg really?

I wish I had the ability to photoshop that crown onto an eagle

like this one

I had to reblog it for the eagle wearing the crown.

^ALL HAIL DEH BURGER KING

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rainystripe:

dramaticcoatls:

isecretlykeepsecrets:

reblogging for all of America being Texas.
It’s too much.

Canada as seen by Canadians
Canada as seen by the rest of the world
I’M DYING

I need this on my blog again.

LMAO
CANADA

rainystripe:

dramaticcoatls:

isecretlykeepsecrets:

reblogging for all of America being Texas.

It’s too much.

Canada as seen by Canadians

Canada as seen by the rest of the world

I’M DYING

I need this on my blog again.

LMAO

CANADA

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I only ever wanted to be your equal.

I only ever wanted to be your equal.

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